KURT MEDIA: Missed Connections




my butter ball
where did you go, I called you my butter ball, you were a juice older short lady 250+ with a big tasty slice of pie.
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You where in Bathroom (Milforf)
I entered bathroom and we had brief eye contact. I went into stall and we both looked at each again... then we had eye contact again at your table. You are wicked cute ! Were where we ?
Want did I say when entering bsthroom stall ??
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Woman in the black Volvo (Dover)
You were staring at me but I didn't recognize you with your mask on. Have we met before?

Where did you go i almost had the pipe out. (Hampstead)
I was just getting up and you guys left I had the suction hose out and drain ready.
Its dry now in hampstead I can't find anyone.
Like if there is big pipe with that yellow water.

Are you still in this state?
Never did meet another woman who was as dexterous with their toes as you were.

My buddy at lowes
Good to see you man

Pinky (Farmington)
I don't care if it hurts
I'm tired of lies and all these games
I've reached a point in life no longer can I be this way
Don't come crying to me I too have shed my share of tears
I'm moving on yes I'm grooving on well I'm finally free I've
Got to be true to myself
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Clogged pipe
Looking for someone to unclog my pipe near Lebanon. Descreet service is a must.
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Lady in black Dodge ram (Kingston)
I was walking in you were walking out.
I was tall you were short.
Saw you looking at me so I waved at you and you drove away.
I thought maybe you wanted to talk to me.
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